15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...