Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...