Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Maggot Thatcher!
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If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...