History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
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