Bending it further
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A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
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She changed me
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Attempts by the dumb
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Insult Collection #2
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Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
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Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
Phrases for Work.
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