Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...