Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
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What does HMO stand for?
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Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Blonde quickies 161-180
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If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
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The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
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