Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
Politically Correct Little Red Riding HoodThere once was a young person named Little Red...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...