Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...