Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...