No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.