Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...