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“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
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What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...