Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...