First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.