Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...