Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
How To Satisfy…
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...