I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...