This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.