Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Tell me a Story!
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...