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What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
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Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
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Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
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A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...