Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...