General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Wendy Tatoo
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.