If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash