An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...