tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...