Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
PUPPY LOVE
PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...