What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...