yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...