What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...