What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...