Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...