A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
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“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Helping your father
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The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...