Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...