Like Spaghetti
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
Air Force One crashes
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A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
Things never to say to a cop
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Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his…
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
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Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...