IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
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Microsoft trademarks TM
|Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wash (UPI)...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...