Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...