Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
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Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...