Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...