Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...