The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...