Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
rolling stones
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Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...