Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...