You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...