Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...