The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...