Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...