Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....