Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...