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If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
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Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Guyness Quiz
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The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Praying Parrots
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Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...